You hope down to the pedals, and as you do you push the transmission into drive. As you step on the gas, you lurch back as the truck takes off. You hear a wet, splintering noise as you tear through the garden. Then, a loud crash as you ram into the side of the house. Your body goes pinballing around the interior of the truck, your beak cracks against the windshield and your stomach is impaled with a bent pipe.
Turkeys really shouldn’t drive, you think to yourself as you lose consciousness.
You crashed into the house and have suffered severe wounds.